Osborne the Lactotpath?
Will the name stick to Chancellor George Osborne the way Milk Snatcher stuck to the late Lady Thatcher?
The term came to my head after it has been revealed that Chancellor George Osborne keeps a lock on his fridge in the Treasury to stop people stealing his milk, his Liberal Democrat deputy Danny Alexander MP has said to Westminster hacks this afternoon during the press Gallery monthly lunch.
I recalled the term bibliotpath for the one who hides his book under lock and key to stop other people reading them.